Fat People Problems...

When you are on the fat side of the weighing scales, it sure does come with a lot of problems. Being Chubby (the polite way of saying you have belly rolls) or overweight (the polite way of saying you need to get to gym) comes with everyday struggles, it is easy for people to say if you are not happy with your physique, change it. However it is more a mental battle that you have to overcome to shift the pounds and bulk up. Here is a little rundown of the mental deliberations us fat people face...

• Summertime is not the best season of the year for us as it can get uncomfortable, as we tend to sweat more than the average Joe. It's hot so you are expected to wear less clothing but if your insecure it can be awkward getting your bingo wings out for everyone to see. Whereas in Winter we get to wear more layers.

• We have to wear baggy clothes to disguise the belly rolls and if you are a guy with moobs, a cleverly placed jacket over a t shirt will help not expose them double d's.

• If a bad day occurs, we don't tend to turn to a bottle of vodka or a spliff, instead we turn to food and comfort eat... Long day at work why not treat yourself to a bucket of KFC, that is the motto.

• On our online dating profile, we conveniently leave out the weight part or just put average, which looks better than putting large.

• To make up for our lack of beach bodies we are usually the bubbly (if your a girl) and jolly (if your a guy) ones in the group, that add a few funny moments on night outs but are usually the wing man or bridesmaid.

• Lastly back fat and bingo wings, they are just unnecessary and unpleasant and have to be hidden away at all times.

Do's And Dont's In The Dating World...

You have met the the person of your dreams, you are in that honeymoon phase where as a couple you feel you're untouchable, then suddenly you get brought back down to reality by the sound of your partner burping, turning into a psycho drunk, or worse them having a cheeky look at a fittie while on a date.

We took to the streets of London to find out the stuff you don't do in the first few months of dating. For the guys it was superficial stuff like us still believing girls look the same in the morning as they did in the club the night before, while for the girls it got a little deeper, they want no cheating or sexting basically.

Tune in to see Ellie Banks grill the public...

Should Women Make The First Move & Who Pays?

The night was February 22nd, it was the most glamorous event in the showbiz calendar, The Oscars, yet the spotlight fell on Boyhood actress Patricia Arquette's acceptance speech, which sparked a worldwide debate about equal pay for Women, where she called for the leading ladies of Hollywood to be paid the same as the leading men.

This got me thinking, if everyone is calling for equal pay and rights, shouldn't this count in the dating world as well? Why shouldn't Women make the first move by chatting up a guy, or even pay for the first date.

I teamed up with Ellie Banks to hear what the people of Covent Garden had to say on this matter...

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5 Reasons Why Living At Home Is Annoying

You’re in your twenties, the prime of your life, building your career, saving up to go travelling or to buy your first house, living for the weekend and dating every bit of trouser or skirt that tickles your fancy. However here is where the trouble starts because to afford this active social life, you are most probably still living at home with the family. It has it perks, I mean if your one of the lucky ones like me, you get cooked meals, laundry done for you and don’t have to pay too much rent but it also has its annoying side:

•  Freedom: Living at home means your parents want to know where you are and who you’re with. Gone are the days where you can stroll at half ten in the morning like you did at university and if your dating, telling them you are going to see your friend with benefits is a grey area.

• Sex: Everyone does it but doing it at home leaves a lot to be desired, hearing your parents at it is hard enough but having them hearing you would just be awkward. So everyone has to rein the moans and save the fifty shades enactments for the day you get a free house.

• Can’t Bring Anyone Home: Picture the scenario your on a night out you meet the girl or guy of your dreams and want to take it further, then reality hits you can’t, no one wants their parents knowing they indulge in one night stands. Even having a few friends over for a party, turns into every family member stomping down the stairs to tell you turn it down.

• Food: Having your mum asking what you want for dinner when you haven’t even had breakfast because you’re too hung over from the night before. Everything is so regimented, whose saying you are going to want sausage and mash like you did in the morning by the time the evening comes around, especially if your mate asks you to go nandos (chicken and haloumi cheese will always win)

• Cleaning the room: I don’t get why your parents need to nag you about cleaning, its your own room you will clean it your own time, ok usually I don’t get round to it because I’m too busy watching breaking bad season finale for the fifth time but still the moaning is not needed or wanted.

How Tinder Changed Every Single Persons Life

Nowadays if you are not on a dating app and your single, it provokes an alarming look and out pours of why, that is how socially accepted online dating has become, gone are the days where people had to pretend that they met in a bar (because realistically when do you ever find your wifey or hubby in a boozer)to cover up the fact they met on a dating website. The majority are open to the fact they are on these apps as it is an easy way to meet people, no longer do people have profiles without their pictures, 2015 online dating is all about uploading the best selfie. With the launch of a new dating app Fuzzy Banter (now with a name like this I most probably would tell my future kids that I met their mum at a bar) I thought it was time to review all the current matchmaking devices that are on the scene:

Tinder – The undisputed king of dating apps, it is the finger swiping service that lets you decide whether you like someone by their facebook profile pictures. The beauty of it is you only get to chat to some if they swipe right for you as well, it has been labelled as no strings attached app but it genuinely does cater for everyone’s needs whether that be one night stand, banter, dating, flings or potential relationships and if it gets too much you can always un match. I give it a solid 8/10, here is what some of the public had to say about it:

“Boy shopping at your finger tips, what’s not to love”    “The ultimate procrastination app”

Bumble – The spin off from Tinder and it really is just that, this matchmaking device gives girls the control, its a similar format of swiping left or right depending on who tickles your fancy but when you do get matched it is up to the girl to make the first move and they have to do it within 24 hours. It is almost like a dating game show (not quite up there with Take Me Out though), now for me I like the idea but I think a guy should make the first move, so this gets a 5/10. Here are a few quotes from the public:

“There are less creeps on this app and I like the fact girls are in the driving seat for once” “If tinder is the king of dating apps this is definitely the queen”

Happn- Have you ever walked past someone on the street and fell in lust, the answer is most likely yes, so Happn would be the app to download as it gives you the opportunity to match with people you encounter during your everyday life. Now this is kind of creepy but is good for that one person who might catch your eye that you can’t talk to, for this reason I give this a 6/10. Here is what the reaction was to this app:

“I don’t like the fact that someone really nearby knows you are on the app”  “It is really addictive”

Let’s see if Fuzzy Banter can compete in the crazy and cluttered world of online dating and knock Tinder off its perch!