Sunday 6 December 2015

Fat People Problems...

When you are on the fat side of the weighing scales, it sure does come with a lot of problems. Being Chubby (the polite way of saying you have belly rolls) or overweight (the polite way of saying you need to get to gym) comes with everyday struggles, it is easy for people to say if you are not happy with your physique, change it. However it is more a mental battle that you have to overcome to shift the pounds and bulk up. Here is a little rundown of the mental deliberations us fat people face...

  • Summertime is not the best season of the year for us as it can get uncomfortable, as we tend to sweat more than the average Joe. It's hot so you are expected to wear less clothing but if your insecure it can be awkward getting your bingo wings out for everyone to see. Whereas in Winter we get to wear more layers.

  • We have to wear baggy clothes to disguise the belly rolls and if you are a guy with moobs, a cleverly placed jacket over a t shirt will help not expose them double d's.

  • If a bad day occurs, we don't tend to turn to a bottle of vodka or a spliff, instead we turn to food and comfort eat... Long day at work why not treat yourself to a bucket of KFC, that is the motto.

  • On our online dating profile, we conveniently leave out the weight part or just put average, which looks better than putting large.

  • To make up for our lack of beach bodies we are usually the bubbly (if your a girl) and jolly (if your a guy) ones in the group, that add a few funny moments on night outs but are usually the wing man or bridesmaid.

  • Lastly back fat and bingo wings, they are just unnecessary and unpleasant and have to be hidden away at all times.